FORGIVE ME AS I DONT RECALL THE DATE BUT IN MY HUMBLE OPINION (IMHO) THAT WAS ONE OF ZOLAR'S BEST SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
IT STARTED FOR ME LIKE THIS:
I WAS SLEEPING AND HAD WORKED ALL NIGHT AND I GOT A CALL FROM A NUMBER THAT I DID NOT RECOGNIZE, I WAS TIRED AND IN EVE-LA-LA- LAND AND DIDN'T PICK IT UP, GOD KNOWS WHAT WEIRDO COULD BE ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE, LOL.
ANYWAYS 5 SECONDS LATER I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS, KURT KLAVEN FROM THE "SHOOT THE SHIT SHOW" HERE ON SYNDICATERADIO.TV. HE CALLS ME AND SAYS, "HEY ZOLAR IS TRYING TO CALL YOU, HE HAS BENJI BRONK ON THE LINE, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!!" SO I SAY, "OK TELL THEM TO CALL ME BACK!"
I WAS SHOCKED AND PUZZLED AS TO WHY THEY WOULD WANT TO TALK TO ME EXCLUSIVELY AND THEN WHEN THE SHOCK WENT AWAY I HAD A WARM FEELING OF BEING SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, INTERESTING!
SO ZOLAR GETS ME ON THE LINE AND IT'S ZOLAR ON THE PHONE WITH BENJI AND MYSELF AND WE ARE ALL GETTING ACQUAINTED. BENJI DID A GREAT JOB WITH TAKING OVER THE SHOW FOR A BIT BY ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SOMEWHAT RECENT ARREST FROM TRESPASSING AND BREAKING AND ENTERING INTO AN ABANDONED STATE HOSPITAL IN LAKEVILLE, MA TO DO A PHOTO SHOOT AND ASKING A PLETHORA OF OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT ME AND WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING, BENJI ASKING SILLY QUESTIONS, BENJI BRONK AT HIS VERY FUCKING BEST!
ZOLAR, LIKE THE SPAZZ HE IS TELLS BENJI THAT I WILL HAVE SEX WITH HIM W/O ASKING ME FIRST, THUS PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT WITH SWEET BENJI. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, SO I ROLLED WITH IT. BENJI WANTED ME TO GO TO NYC THAT VERY NIGHT TO MEET HIM AND HE FINALLY GOT TO SEE ME ON CAM AFTER I RESOLVED SOME PC PROBLEMS ON MY END ..................(FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF A NEW COMPUTER FOR THIS ONE IS DREADFULLY BROKEN AND I AM DOING MY BEST TO SAVE UP FOR A NEW ONE BUT SO FAR IT AIN'T GOING SO WELL, BILLS ARE GETTING IN THE WAY =(........... )
ONCE BENJI SAW ME ON CAM HE THOUGHT I WAS BEAUTIFUL, HE SAID " SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE DOLL, A "REAL DOLL" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HE COULDN'T GET OVER HOW CUTE I WAS AND SAID THAT I DEFINITELY LOOK DIFFERENT SINCE THE SHOW SINCE I GOT MY BANGS CUT (WHICH HE ADORED) AND THAT IN HIS OPINION I WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST GIRLS HOWARD HAS EVER HAD IN. (HEY WHO AM I TO SAY THAT'S BULLSHIT....................LOL) EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION.
BENJI REALLY HIT IT OFF WITH ME AND VICE VERSA AND HE HAS MY NUMBER AND HOPEFULLY ONE DAY WE CAN HANG OUT IN NYC TOGETHER AND HE CAN BE MY GUIDE AROUND THE CITY. TIME WILL TELL I SUPPOSE. BUT HE'S A REAL SWEETHEART AND I CAN TELL RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT HE AND I WOULD GET ALONG LIKE LONG LOST SOUL MATES!!!!!
WELL THAT'S IT FOLKS, I WANT TO THANK ZOLAR FOR PUTTING TOGETHER ANOTHER KICK ASS SHOW AND ALSO REPLAYING THE PRANK CALL IN WHICH I PARTICIPATED IN A FEW WEEKS AGO WITH THE LADY THAT WAS HALF DEAF AND IT INVOLVED A LOT OF QUEEFING AND ZOLAR TELLING HER TO PUT THE FLASHLIGHT IN HER PUSSY (OR CUNT- I DONT REMEMBER....LOL) TO LIGHT THE WAY SO WE COULD FIND HER HOUSE, WE WERE PRANKING HER SAYING WE WERE BRINGING A PATIENT OVER TO HER HOUSE OR SOMETHING, EITHER WAY, FUCKING BRILLIANT PRANK CALL!
GUYS GO TO SCHEDULE'S AND FIND OUT WHEN ZOLAR'S SHOW IS ON EXACTLY, I FORGET RIGHT NOW, HOWEVER IT IS ON SYNDICATERADIO.TV- THERE IS A LINEUP OF ALL THE GREAT SYNDICATE DJ'S AND HOSTS AND CANNOT MISS SHOWS THERE,
I FOR ONE NEED TO WRITE THEM DOWN AND HANG THE LIST UP ON MY WALL! OTHERWISE I MIGHT MISS A GOOD SHOW! THAT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY!
WELL HOPE YOU ENJOYED READING MY LITTLE STORY- IT'S MY FIRST ON THIS NEW WEBSITE! =)
LOVE YOUR LITTLE "NEWS BUG"- EVE THE QUEEFER
