Pricasso paints ETM portrait with his cock

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Dana White Calls Ferrall a "Fucking Clown"

$cott $inc does it again

ahahahaha

Will the Farter

Last night Will appeared with Artie at his gig.
He shot darts out of his ass and popped ballons.

The Tourettes guy

This guy is fucking gold!

Beetlejuice on Levy Land Monday

Paul Newman dies at 83

(CNN) -- Paul Newman, the legendary actor whose steely blue eyes, good-humored charm and advocacy of worthy causes made him one of the most renowned figures in American arts, has died of cancer at his home in Westport, Connecticut. He was 83.

Bob Levy was Knocked Out

Former UFC Champion Evan Tanner Dead

A body was discovered in the Palo Verde mountain area on Monday, said Lt. George Moreno from Imperial County Sheriff's Department.

The Palo Verde mountain area is 60 miles northeast of Brawley.

Authorities have not confirmed if the body is that of missing mixed martial arts fighter, Evan Tanner, who had fought in the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). Tanner, 37, has been missing since last weekend.

Tanner's friends from Oceanside, where Tanner resides, had been texting him without reply since Wednesday before they reported him missing on Friday.

On Sunday, a campsite was discovered in the Clapp Springs area of the Palo Verde mountains. Tanner's motorcycle was found at the campsite. A body was found today when a sheriffs deputy was flying around the general location of the campsite.

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The Howard 100 News

The Howard 100 News


Here are some of the stories The Howard 100 News Team is working on for today's broadcasts (Thursday, August 21st):


# Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G lands an exclusive interview with a longtime teacher of Beetlejuice. She reveals that the legendary Wack Packer’s parents once wanted him and his sister to join the circus. Plus, Beet was put into cooking classes where he once made a 4 pound meatball instead of a ¼ pound meatball. The teacher says the ladies loved Beetlejuice, and the teachers thought very highly of him. Howard 100 News has the story.
# Pants on Fire? Dominic Barbara explains to Howard 100 News what went down when his boat was ablaze on Long Island Sound and why his pants were down when rescuers responded to his now famous distress call. Dominic claims he’s lost weight and decided to ditch his shorts because they were falling off anyway.
# Howard 100 News reporter Lisa G spoke with Sasha Charnin Morrison, she’s the Fashion Director of US Weekly and in charge of the “Who Wore it Best” feature, in which Catherine Zeta Jones was picked over Beth O. Sasha says it is her job to find famous people wearing the same dresses, and claims she doesn’t accept submissions from publicists. She says that the “Who Wore it Best” feature is done through text message voting, they send out the pictures via text message to Verizon subscribers who can then vote on them. But for the record, the poll on US Weekly’s website has Beth O leading Zeta-Jones by a large margin.
# Robin Quivers tells Howard 100 News that Jim Florentine has now apologized to her for his comments on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show last week. Jim apparently told Robin it was impossible to avoid going on Bubba’s show because Jim was performing standup in Tampa, and doing press was part of his contract. Robin says she is still friends with Jim.
# Jason Kaplan or Jayson Blair? Kaplan’s journalism professor comments to Howard 100 News reporter Steve Langford on his former student’s blunder. Jason told Stern listeners erroneously that Hillary Clinton had been named Barack Obama’s running mate, and Professor Steve Miller tells there’s no substitute for checking and re-checking your sources before you rush on the air with a story. Coming up tonight at 7pm, on Howard 101, SuperFan Roundtable.

Those stories and much more coming up on the Howard 100 Noontime News - every weekday at noon eastern, and updates every hour, or as close as we can get!

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Levy Land on tonight at 9PM est.

Updated Schedule

August 12, 2008
All times Eastern Daylight Time

MONDAY:
10:00AM-12:00PM - Who's High Pitch
12:00PM-3:00PM - Wicked Awesome W/ Eve the Queefer
3:00PM-6:00PM - Lunch With DJ Emmirose
6:00PM-7:00PM - Cop Talk
7:00PM-9:00PM - LevyLand
9:00PM-11:00PM - Animal House Radio
11:00PM-1:00AM - Mayhem with Marcons

TUESDAY:
10:00AM-3:00PM- Evil Evis
3:00PM-7:00PM - Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00PM-8:00PM - Your Money Show w/ Brett & Joe
8:00PM-10:00PM- Shoot the shit
10:00PM-12:00Mid - Politics With Pedro
12:00AM-3:00AM- California Dreaming

WEDNESDAY:
10:00AM-3:00PM- California Dreaming
3:00PM-8:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
8:00PM-10:00PM- Talking Sirius with Taylor
10:00PM-12:00PM- Dr. Lego's Mental Discrepancies
12:00PM-2:00AM- Slice of Pizza

THURSDAY:
10:00AM-3:00PM- Evil Evis
3:00PM-6:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
6:00PM-8:00PM-The Ford Show
8:00PM-10:00PM- Gary The Retard Show
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Carlito & Madhouse Radio
12:00MID-3:00AM - The Hiroshima show w/ Chuck

FRIDAY:
10:00AM-3:00PM- Evil Evis
3:00PM-7:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00pm-9:00PM- DJ ButterFace
9:00PM-12:00Mid- Zolarvision
12:00AM-3:00AM- The Albino, Wetback, and Gook show.


SATURDAY:
4:00PM-6:00PM - Carlitos Madhouse Radio
6:00pM-8:00pm - Zombie Show
9:00PM-10:00PM - The Goodfellas Show with Henry Hill
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Tabitha Stevens' Cocktail Hour
12:00Mid-whenever- Hanging with Hooknose Mike

SUNDAY:
8:00AM-10:00AM - Zombie Show
10:00AM-11:00AM - Syndicate Sports Show
12:00PM-6:00PM- Mile high club w/ Skyhigh
6:00PM-9:00PM- Kicking it with Broman
9:00PM-12:00Mid- Mashed up with Disturbed

FILL IN SHOWS
SWINGING WITH JOHNRIKA
PUNK AND PRANKS WITH GWIZ
MASHED WITH DISTURBED
MAYHEM WITH MARCONS
THE HIROSHIMA SHOW



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Levy Land has joined Syndicate Radio

LevyLand will debut this Monday @ 7PM est.


Mini Bio: The Reverend Bob Levy can be heard weekly on the Miserable Men Show, Sundays from 7-9 Eastern on Howard 101, as a regular guest on the Howard Stern Show since 2002 and he is a nationally headlining comedian.

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50

Aug. 9, 2008, 9:46 AM EST

Bernard Jeffrey McCullough (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008), better known by the stage name of Bernie Mac, was a two time Emmy Award-nominated American actor and comedian.

CHICAGO (AP) -- Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom "The Bernie Mac Show," died Saturday at age 50.

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family's privacy be respected.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

DEF COMEDY JAM

KINGS OF COMEDY

WWW.STERNFANNETWORK.COM
WTF EVERYONE IS DYING :(

One of the Jesus Twins dead

MyFOX Los Angeles

A Los Angeles police officer fatally wounded a man with a shotgun in Encino today, police said.
A man came out of a house in the 5800 block of Jamieson Avenue with a shotgun as police were arriving in response to a report of an assault with deadly weapon just after 11 a.m., Los Angeles police Sgt. Ruby Malachi said.
Witnesses told police they heard two different weapons being fired, and the suspect went down on the lawn, she said. No officers were hurt.
It was unclear if the man fired the shotgun before police arrived. The name of the fatally wounded man is being withheld until his next of kin can be notified.
The body will be turned over to the coroner's office for an autopsy, and an officer-involved shooting team will handle the investigation.
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Artie Lange in rehab

BREAKING NEWS

August 6, 2008 --

Howard Stern's sidekick is finally in rehab. The 40-year-old comedian admitted himself into an intensive outpatient rehabilitation program this weekend. Artie Lange, who's long overindulged with drugs and drink, was scheduled to attend close pal Bob Saget's Comedy Central roast on Sunday night, but never made it to LA. Instead, he checked himself into an intensive outpatient rehab program. A source said Lange "felt awful for not being there for Bob, but needed to make his health a priority." Lange also canceled his stand-up shows this weekend, but plans to return to his regular gig on Stern's Sirius radio show when it returns from hiatus. Lange's rep, Lewis Kay, confirmed the news.

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Get better Artie we all love you...

Bob Levy Vs Danny Bonaduce

Saturday September 13th
Marple Sports Arena
611 South Park Way • Broomall, PA 19008

Gary Barberas Celebrity Brawl For It All

Bondaduce VS. Levy plus
Just Added love him or hate him irish john vs John Wayne Bobbit the no cock match ahha
and more to come. there will be 4 to 5 pro boxing matches on the card along with more celebrities and a after party

Order tickets at 800-677-8499

Bob be careful at the weigh in look at how he grabs this guys nutz, FAGGOT!

SEE IT LIVE ON www.gofightlive.com

Baby Gorilla has joined the Syndicate

New Syndicate Video

The Redneck Shop

New Show big Outlaw is Back
Saturdays @ 6-9 PM

The Syndicate Cinema

We have a new Department

It is our brand new YouTube Channel check it out
Scott who makes the videos has just joined
the Syndicate and he will be in charge of running
our Channel.

Make sure to Subscribe Thank you

MMA Live Show

Evil Elvis has joined the Syndicate

A great addition to the family

Latest Syndicate Schedule

JULY 27, 2008


All times Eastern Daylight Time

MONDAY:

12:00PM-3:00PM - Wicked Awesome W/ Eve the Queefer
3:00PM-7:00PM - Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00PM-8:00PM - Cop Talk
8:00PM-11:00PM - Animal House Radio
11:00PM-1:00AM - Mayhem with Marcons

TUESDAY:
10:00AM-3:00PM- Evil Evis
3:00PM-7:00PM - Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00PM-8:00PM - Your Money Show w/ Brett & Joe
8:00PM-10:00PM- Shoot the shit
10:00PM-12:00Mid - Politics With Pedro
12:00AM-3:00AM- California Dreaming

WEDNESDAY:


10:00AM-3:00PM- California Dreaming
3:00PM-9:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
9:00PM-10:00PM- TSS-Radio
10:00PM-12:00PM- Dr. Lego's Mental Discrepancies
12:00PM-2:00AM- Slice of Pizza

THURSDAY:


10:00AM-3:00PM- Evil Evis
3:00PM-6:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
6:00PM-8:00PM-The Ford Show
8:00PM-10:00PM- Gary The Retard Show
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Carlito & Madhouse Radio
12:00MID-3:00AM - The Hiroshima show w/ Chuck

FRIDAY:

10:00AM-3:00PM- Evil Evis
3:00PM-7:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00pm-9:00PM- DJ ButterFace
9:00PM-12:00Mid- Zolarvision
12:00AM-3:00AM- The Albino, Wetback, and Gook show.


SATURDAY:

4:00PM-6:00PM - Carlitos Madhouse Radio
6:00pM-9:00pm - Redneck Shop
9:00PM-10:00PM - The Goodfellas Show with Henry Hill
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Tabitha Stevens' Cocktail Hour
12:00Mid-whenever- Hanging with Hooknose Mike

SUNDAY:
12:00PM-6:00PM- Mile high club w/ Skyhigh
6:00PM-9:00PM- Kicking it with Broman
9:00PM-12:00Mid- Mashed up with Disturbed

FILL IN SHOWS

SWINGING WITH JOHNRIKA
PUNK AND PRANKS WITH GWIZ
MASHED WITH DISTURBED
MAYHEM WITH MARCONS
THE HIROSHIMA SHOW



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Happy birthday Butter

Today DJ Butterface did a special birthday show.

Fahrenheit 0.0

www.sternfannetwork.com

The Dark Knight Movie

The Dark Knight has officially hit theaters, and, unlike other comic-based movies--which are generally dismissed by film snobs--critics and fans alike seem to universally recognize that movie is about more than a man in a cape and cowl. It's as enthralling and morally complex as any film you'll see this year and improves upon 2005's monumental triumph, Batman Begins.

The Dark Knight

Cast: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman

Director: Christopher Nolan

Rating: 9/10

Levy vs. Mutt

www.TheMiserablemen.net
www.SternFanNetwork.com

The DamnShow.com

Waco and Roger are some funny bastards

MMA Live

Former UFC light heavyweight champion Quinton Jackson was hospitalized Wednesday for mental evaluation less than 24 hours following his arrest on hit-and-run, reckless driving, and felony evading charges after a high-speed pursuit with officers through the California suburbs from Costa Mesa to Newport Beach.

Jackson had been released Tuesday evening from the Costa Mesa jail after posting the 25,000 dollar bail. He was detained by Irvine authorities at 4:30 p.m. Wednesday and was directly transported to an undisclosed area hospital for observation.
According to a Costa Mesa police dept. press release Tuesday, Jackson was observed weaving his Ford pick-up truck in and out of traffic on a flat front tire while talking on his cell phone. When an officer on motorcycle attempted to pull Jackson over, the fighter continued driving, barreling through red lights and onto sidewalks on multiple occasions, “causing pedestrians to flee in terror.” Jackson collided with one vehicle during the pursuit and was later linked to two more collisions on the southbound 55 Freeway prior to the chase.

Coroner: Kallenbach died of natural causes

LIMA, Pa. - The Delaware County medical examiner says an autopsy has revealed that comedian Kenneth Keith Kallenbach died of natural causes.

The long-running member of Howard Stern's "Wack Pack" died in April at a hospital near Philadelphia after falling ill in the county jail. Kallenbach was being held on a charge of attempted child abduction. He had denied any wrongdoing.

The medical examiner said Friday that Kallenbach died of complications from cystic fibrosis. That's a potentially fatal condition in which thick, sticky mucus builds up in the lungs and digestive system.

Kallenbach's mother had accused the Delaware County Prison of failing to provide her son with adequate medical care.


THIS REPORTER THINKS ITS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT!

High Pitch Eric Arrested

High Pitch was charged with 2 counts of Grand Larceny for using friends Discover card. He was arrested Thrusday evening in Manhattan. Keep checking back for updates.

NEW YORK Criminal Court
Docket: 2008NY052961
Defendant: BXXXXXXX, ERIK
Born 1971

Defendant Characteristics
Sex: Male
Race: White
Height: 6 Feet 1 Inches
Weight: 310 pounds
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Unknown
Ethnicity: Unknown

Arrest/Incident Date/Time
Arrest Date: July 17, 2008
Arrest Time: 19:20
Incident Date: June 19, 2008
Incident Time:

Case Related Numbers
Criminal Justice Tracking Number: 63080901M
NYSID Number: 1109189J
Arrest Number: M08661023
Summons/Ticket Number:

BAC and Vehicle Info


Blood Alcohol Content:
Vehicle Info: N/A

Arresting Officer Info


Name: PATINO
Shield Number: 3122
Tax Registry Number:
Agency: NYPD
Officer Command: 10

Grand larceny is typically defined as larceny of a significant amount of property, in some cases, it can be less. In the U.S., it is often defined as an amount valued at $200 or more. In New York, Grand Larceny refers to amounts of $1,000 or more. Grand larceny is often classified as a felony with the concomitant possibility of a harsher sentence. Sometimes, the crime can be considered serious even for trivial theft. For example, in Virginia, petit larceny (a misdemeanor) occurs when the amount stolen is less than $5.00, if taken from the person (e.g. pickpocketing or robbery), or less than $200 if not taken from the person (e.g., stealing someone's property)[19]. Grand Larceny (a felony) occurs for a theft of only $5.00 or more from a person, or more than $200 if not taken from the person.[20] The same penalty applies for stealing checks as for cash or other valuables.[21]

This was brought to our attention from our friends at Sternfannetwork.com

Originally Posted by JoeyBoots

so this time he steals from a friend named jonas who if you remember he saved his life and was crowing about some months ago by alerting the police and ambulance that he was locked in his apartment and needed help(suicide attempt)......well Eric had access to the apartment while jonas has been in the hospital for his mental issues and it seems He took full advantage of jonas' discover card by getting $3100.00 iin cash advances.........now i know how on his measly salary he was able to train it down to baltimore to see that dumb starfucker deena and to see comedy shows there and in levittown............he works for a law firm and got the job because they are fans of THE SHOW and they are now representing Him on this case..........He is out on His own recognizance now and just called me and i let Him know how much of a fucked up thing it is that He did........He never learns........poor jonas.

Howard 100 News

Howard 100 News has the exclusive behind the scenes story of the Artie Lange's USO trip featuring Gary DellAbate, Jim Florentine, Dave Attell, and Nick Dipaolo. For security reasons, Howard 100 News did not report on this fascinating story until the boys were back on American soil. Stay tuned all day to hear exclusive interviews conducted from thousands of miles away while the brave comedians were deep behind enemy lines. From the attack that forced the guys into a bunker surrounded by armed guards, to the Artie Lange near-meltdown as the guys found themselves stuck in Russia; the tales that will forever go down in Stern Show history, all week on Howard 100 News. Coming up tonight at 7pm, on Howard 101, SuperFan Roundtable

Those stories and much more coming up on the Howard 100 Noontime News - every weekday at noon eastern, and updates every hour, or as close as we can get!

MMA Live

Henry Hill has joined the Syndicate

His show named "Goodfellas" will debut July 12th 2008
Henry will tell it like it is Raw and Uncensored

Free syndicate backgrounds click here

Gary The Retard Pranks

Comedian George Carlin dies at 71

LOS ANGELES - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters.

Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television.” A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court.

Sky High Kicked some Major ass today!

Great Job Brutha

MMA LIVE NEWS

Happy Birthday Carlito

Today Carlito has turned 29
Happy birthday you nappy headed hoe!

Syndicate You Tube Channel

New Syndicate Video

Nice Marcons

Mama Rose Wants to fuck Zolar!

Zolar I say you give the lady a good fucking brutha!

Dino

Dr. Legos Mental Discrepancies

Over the next 2 months DR LEGO is GOING TO FEATURE A NOSE PICKING CONTEST

Who ever picks out the biggest and most disgusting boogies will ONE FREE YEAR OF WEB HOSTING! INCLUDING 5 GIGS monthly TRANSFER, Control Panel, EMAIL, STATS, DATABASE, FTP , etc etc etc! TOP OF THE LINE HOSTING ON THE FASTEST NETWORK IN NYC!!!! A $359 VALUE!!

The winner will be picked (no pun inteneded) WEDS NIGHT JUly 30th

Dr Lego
www.prankcallradio.com
Info call me or email me drlego@gmail.com

HANGING WITH HOOK NOSE IN LAS VEGAS!!

COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND SOME OF THE SYNDICATERADIO.TV CREW IN LAS VEGAS SEPT. 26TH TO THE 29TH.TRUST ME IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK

HookNose Mike

Maleesha is back, and has returned home!

Hooknose Mike had Maleesha back on his show.

Thank God Maleesha has returned home
We Missed you sweety!

The Latest SyndicateRadio.Tv Show Schedule

All times Eastern Daylight Time

MONDAY:

12:00PM-3:00PM - Wicked Awesome W/ Eve the Queefer
3:00PM-7:00PM - Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00PM-8:00PM - Cop Talk
8:00PM-11:00PM - Animal House Radio
11:00PM-1:00AM - Mayhem with Marcons

TUESDAY:

12:00PM-3:00PM - Mayhem with Marcons
3:00PM-7:00PM - Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00PM-8:00PM - Your Money Show w/ Brett & Joe
8:00PM-10:00PM- Shoot the shit
10:00PM-12:00Mid - Politics With Pedro

WEDNESDAY:

12:00PM-3:00PM - Mayhem with Marcons
3:00PM-9:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
9:00PM-10:00PM- TSS-Radio
10:00PM-12:00PM- Dr. Lego's Mental Discrepancies
12:00PM-2:00AM- Raunch Foxx

THURSDAY:

12:00PM-3:00PM - Mayhem with Marcons
3:00PM-6:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
6:00PM-8:00PM-The Ford Show
8:00PM-10:00PM- Gary The Retard Show
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Carlito & Madhouse Radio

FRIDAY:

12:00PM-3:00PM - Mayhem with Marcons
3:00PM-7:00PM- Lunch With DJ Emmirose
7:00pm-9:00PM- DJ ButterFace
9:00PM-12:00Mid- Zolarvision
12:00AM-3:00AM- Fuck The Fuck Off with Rev


SATURDAY:
12:00pm-4:00pm- Radio 236's Hardcore 80's
4:00PM-6:00PM - Carlitos Madhouse Radio
6:00PM-10:00PM- Zombie 666 show
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Tabitha Stevens' Cocktail Hour
12:00Mid-whenever- Hanging with Hooknose Mike

SUNDAY:
12:00PM-6:00PM- Mile high club w/ Skyhigh
6:00PM-10:00PM- Zombie 666 show
10:00PM-12:00Mid- Open



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MMA LIVE NEWS

MLB haha Gwiz the Mets fucking suck

NBA Finals Lakers don't choke...

Zolar's show from friday june 6th!

Hey it's newsbug Eve the Queefer here to tell you that i hung in there with Zolar last night ALL night and had a FUCKING HELL OF A TIME, even Queef Boy sat there with me and listened and laughed and let me do my thang.

Zolar had some guy using the character name, Willie with the Touch Tone Terrorists on the line who was wickedly hilarious and they did some calls which were really funny. I kinda zoned out a bit and dont remember some of the calls they did, sorry.

Zolar did a call with some guy who just would NOT hang up the phone- this guy was PRANK GOLD PEOPLE! The call turned very homosexual, Zolar asked for a "Rusty Trombone", anal- hard & rough and begged for his Louisiana black snake- he then asked to be the guys CANAL PAL and wanted his cock to be a "penis paintbrush". TRULY A DELIGHT TO HEAR!!!!!!!! Great call =)

He called Mark the Bagger and did a prank on him and then there was a technical problem, Zolar couldn't get a number on the line so he PRETENDED to be the person he was supposed to call and we got Mark the Bagger in on a call that was SUPPOSED to be to a VIDEO STORE, but it was really ZOLAR on the phone. Mark asked if they had his NEW DVD in stock, ( i believe titled, Mark the Bagger..... i dunno ) anyways the quickwitted and sexxxy Zolar kept mispronouncing the title of the movie in a delicious array of different ways and kept Mark going.

Also Mark wants out of his mother's house, she is cramping his style and adament in reporting that he is NOT GAY and is NO LONGER affiliated with The Bloodhound Gang.

The show hit the FAN when Zolar called up Gary the Retard and told him that he had Myself and Miss Howard Stern, Andrea locked up to his radiator and that he was shooting Andrea and myself up with drugs and burning us with cigarettes. I got on the phone and was screaming crying for him to let me go. Gary was PISSED and said he was going to "Tell Howard Stern" what Zolar's been keeping locked up!!!!!! Zolar told Gary on one condition that he would let us go, and for that to happen Gary had to say a number of ridiculous things. I kept crying and shouting in the background on my phone, please Gary help us, we're gonna die here! LOL.

Later on in the night we called this dude, i forget his name but he's on YouTube and he has these video rants and whatnot. So Zolar called in and had me in on the line as an admirer and i told the guy from YOUTUBE that i wanted to have NASTY SEX with him and i said a thousand dirty things to him on the phone, he kept just saying, "Yeah Ok, Yeah Whatever" i told him I wanted to leave my husband for him and the dude hung in there for a while with it. Big Outlaw ( one of the syndicates devoted listeners ) was on the line as my husband who picks up the phone and hears me talking NASTY DIRTY to the youtube guy and he yells at the both of us, eventually the dude hung up. But i had fun telling him i wanted him to "fuck my ass and smack my clit" and a bunch of other dirty things! Tee Hee.

Well I think i touched upon most of what I heard last night and I had a KILLER time participating with Zolar and was pleasantly surprised when he told me that I was becoming a really good pranker and was good at adlibbing and off the cuff remarks! Coming from Zolar- THE KING OF PRANKING that's a REAL BIG COMPLIMENT!


Please tune into Zolar EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT and be sure to CHECK THE SCHEDULE for the times of all of our AWESOME SHOWS!

Also we are now selling Merchandise, that's something to check out, I even hear they have a Syndicate ladies thong, I am sooooo getting one of those!!!! WOOT!

Love Always and Forever, Eve the Queefer

The Ford Show will debut this thursday

The Ford Show Family:

Host: Ford (Email: ford@thefordshowonline.com)
Co-Host: HeatherMFingB
Shows Producer: Joey Vegas (Email: MrVegas@thefordshowonline.com)
On Air Talent: The Guru (Sports Desk)
On Air Talent: Rainman (He's a Phoenix Suns fan with autism, he provides us updates on the Suns)
Other On Air Talent: Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, & Tourettes Timmy
Audio Contributor/Graphix: Joey Vegas
Street Team Leader: Sunshine
Show CREW: JoeyVegas, WizChic, Chelsss, Angellee21, & JustJiboo
Promotions Manager: WizChic
Advertising/Booking: JustJiboo
Merchandising: Chels

ZOLAR'S SHOW WITH BENJI BRONK FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW AS SPECIAL GUEST!!!!!

FORGIVE ME AS I DONT RECALL THE DATE BUT IN MY HUMBLE OPINION (IMHO) THAT WAS ONE OF ZOLAR'S BEST SHOWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

IT STARTED FOR ME LIKE THIS:

I WAS SLEEPING AND HAD WORKED ALL NIGHT AND I GOT A CALL FROM A NUMBER THAT I DID NOT RECOGNIZE, I WAS TIRED AND IN EVE-LA-LA- LAND AND DIDN'T PICK IT UP, GOD KNOWS WHAT WEIRDO COULD BE ON THE OTHER END OF THE LINE, LOL.

ANYWAYS 5 SECONDS LATER I GET A CALL FROM ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS, KURT KLAVEN FROM THE "SHOOT THE SHIT SHOW" HERE ON SYNDICATERADIO.TV. HE CALLS ME AND SAYS, "HEY ZOLAR IS TRYING TO CALL YOU, HE HAS BENJI BRONK ON THE LINE, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!!" SO I SAY, "OK TELL THEM TO CALL ME BACK!"

I WAS SHOCKED AND PUZZLED AS TO WHY THEY WOULD WANT TO TALK TO ME EXCLUSIVELY AND THEN WHEN THE SHOCK WENT AWAY I HAD A WARM FEELING OF BEING SOMEWHAT IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, INTERESTING!

SO ZOLAR GETS ME ON THE LINE AND IT'S ZOLAR ON THE PHONE WITH BENJI AND MYSELF AND WE ARE ALL GETTING ACQUAINTED. BENJI DID A GREAT JOB WITH TAKING OVER THE SHOW FOR A BIT BY ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SOMEWHAT RECENT ARREST FROM TRESPASSING AND BREAKING AND ENTERING INTO AN ABANDONED STATE HOSPITAL IN LAKEVILLE, MA TO DO A PHOTO SHOOT AND ASKING A PLETHORA OF OTHER QUESTIONS ABOUT ME AND WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING, BENJI ASKING SILLY QUESTIONS, BENJI BRONK AT HIS VERY FUCKING BEST!

ZOLAR, LIKE THE SPAZZ HE IS TELLS BENJI THAT I WILL HAVE SEX WITH HIM W/O ASKING ME FIRST, THUS PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT WITH SWEET BENJI. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, SO I ROLLED WITH IT. BENJI WANTED ME TO GO TO NYC THAT VERY NIGHT TO MEET HIM AND HE FINALLY GOT TO SEE ME ON CAM AFTER I RESOLVED SOME PC PROBLEMS ON MY END ..................(FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF A NEW COMPUTER FOR THIS ONE IS DREADFULLY BROKEN AND I AM DOING MY BEST TO SAVE UP FOR A NEW ONE BUT SO FAR IT AIN'T GOING SO WELL, BILLS ARE GETTING IN THE WAY =(........... )

ONCE BENJI SAW ME ON CAM HE THOUGHT I WAS BEAUTIFUL, HE SAID " SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE DOLL, A "REAL DOLL" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HE COULDN'T GET OVER HOW CUTE I WAS AND SAID THAT I DEFINITELY LOOK DIFFERENT SINCE THE SHOW SINCE I GOT MY BANGS CUT (WHICH HE ADORED) AND THAT IN HIS OPINION I WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST GIRLS HOWARD HAS EVER HAD IN. (HEY WHO AM I TO SAY THAT'S BULLSHIT....................LOL) EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION.

BENJI REALLY HIT IT OFF WITH ME AND VICE VERSA AND HE HAS MY NUMBER AND HOPEFULLY ONE DAY WE CAN HANG OUT IN NYC TOGETHER AND HE CAN BE MY GUIDE AROUND THE CITY. TIME WILL TELL I SUPPOSE. BUT HE'S A REAL SWEETHEART AND I CAN TELL RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT HE AND I WOULD GET ALONG LIKE LONG LOST SOUL MATES!!!!!


WELL THAT'S IT FOLKS, I WANT TO THANK ZOLAR FOR PUTTING TOGETHER ANOTHER KICK ASS SHOW AND ALSO REPLAYING THE PRANK CALL IN WHICH I PARTICIPATED IN A FEW WEEKS AGO WITH THE LADY THAT WAS HALF DEAF AND IT INVOLVED A LOT OF QUEEFING AND ZOLAR TELLING HER TO PUT THE FLASHLIGHT IN HER PUSSY (OR CUNT- I DONT REMEMBER....LOL) TO LIGHT THE WAY SO WE COULD FIND HER HOUSE, WE WERE PRANKING HER SAYING WE WERE BRINGING A PATIENT OVER TO HER HOUSE OR SOMETHING, EITHER WAY, FUCKING BRILLIANT PRANK CALL!


GUYS GO TO SCHEDULE'S AND FIND OUT WHEN ZOLAR'S SHOW IS ON EXACTLY, I FORGET RIGHT NOW, HOWEVER IT IS ON SYNDICATERADIO.TV- THERE IS A LINEUP OF ALL THE GREAT SYNDICATE DJ'S AND HOSTS AND CANNOT MISS SHOWS THERE,

I FOR ONE NEED TO WRITE THEM DOWN AND HANG THE LIST UP ON MY WALL! OTHERWISE I MIGHT MISS A GOOD SHOW! THAT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY!

WELL HOPE YOU ENJOYED READING MY LITTLE STORY- IT'S MY FIRST ON THIS NEW WEBSITE! =)

LOVE YOUR LITTLE "NEWS BUG"- EVE THE QUEEFER

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