Hey it's newsbug Eve the Queefer here to tell you that i hung in there with Zolar last night ALL night and had a FUCKING HELL OF A TIME, even Queef Boy sat there with me and listened and laughed and let me do my thang.
Zolar had some guy using the character name, Willie with the Touch Tone Terrorists on the line who was wickedly hilarious and they did some calls which were really funny. I kinda zoned out a bit and dont remember some of the calls they did, sorry.
Zolar did a call with some guy who just would NOT hang up the phone- this guy was PRANK GOLD PEOPLE! The call turned very homosexual, Zolar asked for a "Rusty Trombone", anal- hard & rough and begged for his Louisiana black snake- he then asked to be the guys CANAL PAL and wanted his cock to be a "penis paintbrush". TRULY A DELIGHT TO HEAR!!!!!!!! Great call =)
He called Mark the Bagger and did a prank on him and then there was a technical problem, Zolar couldn't get a number on the line so he PRETENDED to be the person he was supposed to call and we got Mark the Bagger in on a call that was SUPPOSED to be to a VIDEO STORE, but it was really ZOLAR on the phone. Mark asked if they had his NEW DVD in stock, ( i believe titled, Mark the Bagger..... i dunno ) anyways the quickwitted and sexxxy Zolar kept mispronouncing the title of the movie in a delicious array of different ways and kept Mark going.
Also Mark wants out of his mother's house, she is cramping his style and adament in reporting that he is NOT GAY and is NO LONGER affiliated with The Bloodhound Gang.
The show hit the FAN when Zolar called up Gary the Retard and told him that he had Myself and Miss Howard Stern, Andrea locked up to his radiator and that he was shooting Andrea and myself up with drugs and burning us with cigarettes. I got on the phone and was screaming crying for him to let me go. Gary was PISSED and said he was going to "Tell Howard Stern" what Zolar's been keeping locked up!!!!!! Zolar told Gary on one condition that he would let us go, and for that to happen Gary had to say a number of ridiculous things. I kept crying and shouting in the background on my phone, please Gary help us, we're gonna die here! LOL.
Later on in the night we called this dude, i forget his name but he's on YouTube and he has these video rants and whatnot. So Zolar called in and had me in on the line as an admirer and i told the guy from YOUTUBE that i wanted to have NASTY SEX with him and i said a thousand dirty things to him on the phone, he kept just saying, "Yeah Ok, Yeah Whatever" i told him I wanted to leave my husband for him and the dude hung in there for a while with it. Big Outlaw ( one of the syndicates devoted listeners ) was on the line as my husband who picks up the phone and hears me talking NASTY DIRTY to the youtube guy and he yells at the both of us, eventually the dude hung up. But i had fun telling him i wanted him to "fuck my ass and smack my clit" and a bunch of other dirty things! Tee Hee.
Well I think i touched upon most of what I heard last night and I had a KILLER time participating with Zolar and was pleasantly surprised when he told me that I was becoming a really good pranker and was good at adlibbing and off the cuff remarks! Coming from Zolar- THE KING OF PRANKING that's a REAL BIG COMPLIMENT!
Please tune into Zolar EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT and be sure to CHECK THE SCHEDULE for the times of all of our AWESOME SHOWS!
Also we are now selling Merchandise, that's something to check out, I even hear they have a Syndicate ladies thong, I am sooooo getting one of those!!!! WOOT!
Love Always and Forever, Eve the Queefer
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