Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Rumours???


So I was suppose to start this awhile ago....in case you missed TamUmers Rumers then here are a set of rumers.....

1) Doctor Gorilla and Golddog111 are supposedly having a relationship at Drg's nursing home and are apparently into the freaky shit.

2) Shuli, Dolaf(jewkkake), and TheRealKennedy(jewnig) are operating a underground sex operation of young jewish boys between the ages of 4-16 years old...famous syndicate customers may include yucko the clown and Lobosco.

3) Thanks for taking my email girls. I heard a rumor that really bothers me and it involves a few people we all know.

It started on new years eve when someone, we shall call "Beano" had a party at his house for new years eve. He had friends and family come over for a good time to drink and smoke and do whatever. So he invited some internet friends over. One tall giant we can call "Misturb'd" and "Fogny". 

It started out innocent, everyone sittin around having a good time with drinks and good food. But as the night progressed, Beano started imagining the giant Misturb'd in a wig and in a skirt and lets just say, to keep what happened once new years hit, Beano made Misturb'd program director for a certain internet network. It involved refried beans, a cucumber, and a lot of chorizo. Not a pretty sight says onlooker Fogny, who to this day rarely comes back online because of this.

This is one of those stories they never wanted to get out but little birdies are everywhere.

4) This guy Lobosco, I think he is a new member here wacks off to the syndicate. I am his brother and I see him on here all the time. He does not know I am his brother and I struck up a conversation with him...

5) Rumor has it that Grinch has to remove Jashley's diapers before he rapes her like a oversized twinky.


Thats all for now bitches! Check out more rumers on Mondays at 12 pm est after DTS

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